Oh my god. I just don't know how I can stand it any more. "Mommmm!! Kaya farted"... "MOM!!! Aiden's talking about my crotch!"... "Mooom!" this "MOOOOM!" that... No wonder I drink. It's really only a wonder I don't drink more.
And I actually got to go shopping today- without any guilt, even, because I had gift cards. Retail therapy, right?? Hardly- I had a nagging, whining 4 year old with me. "Mom, why don't I get anything?!" "I'm Hungry!" "I don't like that sweater- it's not PINK!". Please excuse me while I pound my head against a wall for a while. Don't bother ot wake me if I knock myself out- the silence would be a blessing.
This is why I never wanted children. I am SOOOO not mom material. Argh.
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